Someone reads my posts

Here's an email I received in response to one of my posts today on the Board:

Dear JAC,

The advertising for your "Mesopotamian Miracle" treatment was convincing. If I had any money, you can be assured that I would wire it to you posthaste.

I would contact you in regards to your stock of snake oils, but I am afraid I have been subjected to a great deal of those recently. I'm just about "snake oiled" out. Maybe later, eh?

I wish you the best of luck in what is no doubt an illustrious and lucrative business.

-"FrankenFinger"

Any other takers? :)